Hong Kong Market New Orleans
If you need something that feels like eyeballs (you know, like if you're hosting a Halloween party), buy a bunch of these and take the shells off. You'll have to be motivated though - it's work getting to the inside of these things!
Once upon a time, a couple of my Taiwanese ESL students threw me a vegan Chinese dinner party that was out of this world. The dish that most struck me was the "ham." They had bought one like the one you see three photos up, and they taught me to dip it in sweet potato flour and then pan-fry it. It's not something I eat often, but it sure is tasty! If you want to try it, check ingredients before choosing a brand of veggie ham...some of them are only vegetarian, not vegan.